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[momma long leggos]

The art is good, but I can't stand her in chapter 2, I hate when the first episode/chapter/whatever is silent and mysterious; no one talks, and then in later chapters no one shuts up even when they're not there.

ThatDouglas responds:

god you perfectly summarized what bothers me about chapter 2 thank you

[Saul Goodman defending the Riddler]

Turns out that Batman's greatest villain is Saul Goodman 'cause he's the one who saves all his enemies from death row.

[Kirby Guardian: Battle Roar!]

wait, the painter from Crystal Shards was a girl?

KimiOmega responds:

She is, yeah lol

[Best Mom]

I would love it too if it wasn't anime.

[Metal Slug - Fio]

It ain't just good.
It's the goodest.

[Galaxy tour]

Can't wait for when I make the next big thing, get famous and succesful and then 10 years later a lot of Youtube Critics convince everyone that I was trash all along. Very nice artwork

[silly demon gf]

You got style, I'll give you that much.
But can you be more stylish?!

[Alien Stealthbuster]

Good to know that I'm not the only one checking the newest Yugioh cards even though I don't play it no more.

[DWN ∞ // SA Class MAVERICK HUNTER - Zero]

Imagine getting kicked by that

[Hustle - Jung-Hyun & Pris]

Okay, I guess I solved the Hustleverse lore now.
At least, Pizza Girl's story mode.

So Pizza Girl is the average college dropout, she didn't felt content with her life or whatever other reason there might be for her to not complete her studies. She started hustling for as much money as possible as some kind of cope mechanism, as she feels inferior to her big sister who has a stable office job and a good income and she's mainly driven by jealousy. Through a long time of delivering pizzas, she developed mad driving skills.

One day, like we see in the latest cartoon you made, she met Malice, who is a wannabe racer who works at Ihop. They become friends after a race and Malice slowly but surely starts to influence Pizza Girl to try out racing as gig, and she accepts either because there are cash prizes or she just likes it.

Through winning her races she mets/befriends various side characters, like Neon, but eventually she draws enough attention as a racer that it grabs the interest of Pris, who is the rich powerful lady who has the best car, the best job and is the best racer around. Pris challenges her for a race with a lot of money on the line. And of course, she starts scheming.

She threatens Pizza Girl that if she doesn't throw the race, Pris is gonna fire her sister because she owns the office that she works in, and that sends Pizza Girl into emotional conflict. she ditches her friends and doesn't know what to do now that she's at a cross road. She and her sister can have their huge moment of reconciling, and they hug, and it's really hot, and she rushes to the final race and arrives at the last moment.

She races Pris 1v1, she is the final boss of the story mode. Pizza Girl wins, she gets all the glory and most importantly, her sister's respect. Pris is most surpirsed and has a change of heart of sorts, not firing her sister and becoming the wild card tsundere of the group. Pizza Girl gets the huge prize money but she has to use it all to fix her car that she trashed during the race. And that's the end of Pizza Girl Story mode.
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But that's just a theory...

mattyburrito responds:

I need to write this all down!