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[Portal Defenders: Fast Break!]

The game is pretty cut and dry so my review will be cut and dry too.
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Portal Defenders: Fast Break might be the most visually amazing game on Newgrounds. From the animations, to the scenary, to the specials and even the menus. Pretty good, now for the bad part; this might be the most boring game I played in a long while.
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For most of my 1 hour playing this I was appreciating the music and the little details of each level. That's probably the most interesting part of the game since gameplay is lacking. The enemy AI is pathetic. The controls are precise but not functional. The second I figured the controls the game was over. I played all levels hoping it would get harder but it never did. All I met was new levels with gimmicks that made them more annoying than fun. After Nevada I just made one point and sat there with the ball in my hand and waited for the match to end, because the opponent would only react after a minute.
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It's a very "nice" game, but I don't see myself playing this again. Portal Defense was leagues better than this, but I still believe the sheer effort on the visuals make this a 5/5.
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Also give Corey a raise

VoicesByCorey responds:

You heard them! Raise! Now!

[The Whicher]

The sandwicher

[CypherGrid]

You gotta work on that thumbnail buddy, cause this little game is actually quite alright.

Veinom responds:

Sometimes I do need a second opinion, so thank you for that. I hope the new thumbnail is better!

[Shinigami Run]

looks cute. That's about it.

rotcivsette responds:

That's what she said!
Wait...

[Fruity Tower]

to be completely fair, I'm done with bullet hells and roguelikes such as these. I can safely say that this obviously was way more of an effort than Spent Chells, the roguelike that we had in Febuary, but despite being better overall it isn't any more or less fun to play. I would say I like it just because it is "cute", but that's an isult to a game dev.

[FulpWare CLICKER]

Yeah nice try, as if I'm ever gonna click play on an April fools submission.

[Clock Crew Quiz]

game understand's probably wronger than you

TotalEmulator responds:

2005 in Red

[SQUADADDLE]

worst good game I played. Music kicks ass though.

kaiakairos responds:

RESPECTABLE

[Juurru]

Great use of mechanics, while adding new ones to keep the game fresh all the way to the end. Can't believe I slept on this because the title looked boring.

[good: baseball]

It's baseball with Minecraft Steve and Jimmy Neutron, what more could you possibly want?